Occasionally, there’ll be a crime so bizarre that it does a 180 and becomes borderline hilarious. This week, we were lavished with the usual: bus stop beatings (not funny!) muggings (not funny!) and a serial shoplifter. Which was funny.
You see, this shoplifter isn’t just any shoplifter. She’s slowly, Tesco by Tesco, carving herself a peculiar niche. This girl, y’see, is a bacon smuggler.
Caught on camera looking shifty, she lifted 24 (seriously, 24) packs of bacon from Tesco’s Mount Pleasant branch in October. “The items were stolen at around midnight on Saturday October 8 when a woman is alleged to have put them in a bag and simply walked out”, says the Echo.
If that wasn’t bizarre enough, she struck again on 21st October, nicking an addition 15 packs and walking out. Which makes her overall haul 39 packs. That’s a hell of a lot of bacon sarnies for breakfast, isn’t it?
If you recognise her, you can grass her up on 0151 777 4055, quoting ‘271’. There’s also the anonymous Crimestoppers hotline on 0800 555111.
The last thing Liverpool needs right now is a bacon shortage, so do your bit.
@7streets To be fair, meat is easily offloaded in pubs. Like the fish seller who used to come to the Mersey Clipper et al.
@inniebear true. But we liked the fact that this one had a particular fixation on bacon.
@7streets bacon in my corner shop is security tagged haha
@7streets What an offal thing to do 🙁
@7streets When I worked in Poundstretcher, we had one who would habitually steal OXO cubes. But never a full box. Just some out of each pack
Still laughing
@inniebear Amazing. Surely that’s more work than just getting off with a whole pack
@JohnMeddy You’re rind about that!!! (right about that) (sorry)
At least she wasn’t looking for the sausage…
@7streets You’d think so, wouldn’t you? This *was* Birkenhead, though…
@7streets Amazing
What a swine!
Don’t tell the Pigs !
@7streets She also robbed a buttie. Couldn’t wait to get home and get that bacon in the pan! #Knowthefeeling
@7streets legend
Clearly she enjoys pork.
trying to get enough to create a Lady Gaga knock-off?
I like your thinking. If anyone sees a woman down the pub in a billowing bacon dress, get Crimestoppers on the blower *immediately*.
if she gets in with Worral Thompson I predict a whole new black market appearing….
If you spot her before the Police do, give her my number
What an absolute (t)rotter! (weak, I know)
Smoked? Unsmoked? The bacon that is. Oh hang on. Munchies. Crime solved. Do I win?
Just been told bacon is currently currency for drugs….could be the reason why she’s getting her fix of a bit of back…
Still remember a few years ago the Echo had ‘Leg of Lamb’ man caught on front page I think. Caught stealing Lamb from Iceland.
Long way to go for a leg of lamb (RB)
lol
Karl’s bacon “mule”??!!!
I think she’s just egging everyone on..plus her husband is a well known ‘streaker’.