• by SomeDriftwood
  • by Mira66
  • by Friar's Balsam
31 January 2012

Herbert for Mayor?

Here’s what we tweeted last week: “Can’t we just avoid all this new faff with electing a Mayor and just get Herbert to do it?”

The faff we’re talking about, of course, is the race for the first ever elected mayor of Liverpool. Joe Anderson’s in the running, ex-BBC Merseyside man Liam Fogarty’s throwing his hat in the ring, and hilariously (and we swear we didn’t know about this beforehand), Herbert’s actually putting his name forward. He’ll run as an independent candidate.

“I am not politically motivated at all but I have got over 50 years experience in business and Liverpool is the most important thing in my life” Herbert told the Echo.

He’s also promised that he wouldn’t take a salary for it, unlike the other candidates.

Regardless of what you think of him, Herbert Howe’s a city institution, and does more for charity and the community than most people seem to realise. Though he may preen and pamper the city’s tits ‘n’ teeth brigade, he continues to offer discounts and freebies for his OAP regulars and holds an annual charity bash for the city’s kids. He’s someone that genuinely seems to appeal to both old and young.

Whether that would make a good mayor or not remains to be seen - he insists he’s got no political inclinations, and hasn’t voted for 20 years. But for the sheer ridiculousness of it, and to see smug faces like Anderson and Bradley outvoted by a flamboyant hairdresser, would be all kinds of brilliant.

The mayoral elections kick off in May, pending a vote next week.

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30 Comments so far

  1. Mrs_Ordinary says:

    @7streets Excellent!

  2. indigo_goat says:

    @7streets funny. Man of the people and no agenda? Pah

  3. jacobs_ladder71 says:

    Mayor Herbert. Mayorbert.

  4. markmcnulty says:

    @7streets That chain was made for him!

  5. 7streets says:

    @markmcnulty ha!

  6. Finny23 says:

    @speedina @7streets Honestly the best news I’ve heard all day. Think of the street parties. He could turn the Bling b’ding into Town Hall.

  7. Doc_Daneeka says:

    Hmm not sure if the King of the Ompaloompas would be a welcome addition to liverpools already laughable political class !
    Mind you if the Desperate Scousewives cast are going to be free he could employ them as his loyal orange lieutenants to enforce his dictats!

  8. Holly Golightly says:

    You better be joking.

  9. Nina NookandWillow Halliwell says:

    oh dear…. heated rollers for everyone then!!

  10. Holly Golightly says:

    Can’t you ask Peter Sissons to do it?

  11. David Stephen Michael says:

    He gave one hell of a speech on radio merseyside this morning.

  12. Darren J Lee says:

    Oh aye ! Suppose Pete Price for Lady Mayoress !!!

  13. Ben Green says:

    I love this town

  14. Julie Jones says:

    My vote would go to Ricky Tomlinson if he ran for mayor!

  15. Pat Oneill says:

    Even though I chuckled to meself when I first heard, I heard him on the radio too, and he was quite convincing, You never know, He mentioned Phil Redmond might be up for it too.

  16. Darren J Lee says:

    Here here Julie Jones!

  17. Laura-Jane Hall says:

    This has been going on for years………

  18. Laura Pilgrim says:

    ha!

  19. Tom Brookes says:

    ha

  20. Lee Bennett says:

    Haha!

  21. Kevin Donovan says:

    Anderson for Hair?

  22. Sevenstreets says:

    I’d be astonished if Phil Redmond doesn’t go for it (RB)

  23. Laura-Jane Hall says:

    Herbert, Pete Price, Frank McKenna…..

  24. Sevenstreets says:

    oh, ok. I’ll go for it then. (d)

  25. Sevenstreets says:

    If anyone else says Frank McKenna we close the site down. Deal? (d)

  26. Sevenstreets says:

    We close down the site and leave Liverpool forever (RB)

  27. Diane Jansen says:

    it’s a wonder Cilla Black hasn’t applied!!!!

  28. Marie McGowan says:

    Room for me in the lifeboat?

  29. ToniMorganOsagie says:

    HERBS stick to what ur good at pls . Think i may run for mayor myself LoL


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